Before & After Wedding

Before marriage... I die for you..
After marriage...... You die, up to you.
Lagi lama married.. You die I help you!

Before marriage... You go anywhere..I follow you.
After marriage...... You go anywhere..up to you.
Lagi lama married...You go anywhere...better still !!

Before wedding - "you are my heart, you are my love"
After wedding - "you get on my nerves."

Before wedding - "you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
After wedding - "you are worse than godzila."

Before wedding - Roses are red, violets are blue, Like it or not,I'm stuck with you
After wedding - Roses are dead, I am blue, You get on my head, I will sue you

Before wedding - Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding - You want to go, he says you wait-la

Before wedding - She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding - Don't know whether katak or biawak

Before wedding - Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser's Hill
After wedding - Furthest you go is Gasing Hill

Before wedding - He opens the car door
After wedding - He opens his mouth and snores

Before wedding - She / he was your ideal
After wedding - She / he becomes your ordeal